Quitting work
Most people spend a very long time wondering about what it would be like to quit full-time work. Just stop it. Down tools and run off around the world. I can tell you now, it’s strange. It’s both freeing and anti-climactic. Why? Well, you’re the anomaly. You’re the one that can roam the streets at strange times of night, go to the gym at the off-peak hours, get the discounted cinema matinee ticket. Why? Because everyone else is at work. There is no-one else around. That’s right buddy - you’re a freak. Lucky for me, I can enjoy the irony of thinking I’d finally reached utopia only to find it’s a bit like a grey Sunday at ASDA.